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Morning Odie.
Morning Odie.

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Here you go, boy.

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Ah.

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Well, I guess I'll go
shower and shave.

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Thanks for sharing thatwithme

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Yes folks, this is my life.

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While it may look vitalandstimul

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That's because Jon's a dork.

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He really needs to get alife, and

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to help him find one.
Why?

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Because Jon's my friend, andl'dd

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anything to help my friend, nomat

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Unless of course, there'ssomethin

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Ah, time for my favoriteshow, Yuk

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This week, Yukon Stinkyinsultsa

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Can't miss that.
Eh, Jon's life can wait.

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Well, Stinky, I guessthiscase

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Give em heck, Stinky.

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This is WBOR, the all

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national anthem, all thetimechan

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Next, by popular demand, theCanad

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And, if you're notcompletelys

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Ajax nose hair tweezers,

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we'll refund all yourtweezednose

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Take that.

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And that.

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And that!>> Oh.

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And that. If it's not toomuch

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And if you don't mind!

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That should beenoughstimulati

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

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7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

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141, 142, 143, 144.

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Garfield, did you knowthebedroom

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The living room has 214.

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I'm bored.

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Why don't you organizeyoursoc

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I'd organize my sockdrawer, bu

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it last night.>> I'll be thejudg

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Whoa, I'm impressed.

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All nicely tucked and sorted, byc

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These are the winter socks.

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The summer ones are in theotherd

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Here we have your naturalfiberso

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Here's your man made fibersocks.

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And of course, here you'vegotyou

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You know what, Garfield?
You need a life.

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I need a life >> Yep.

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There's more to life, thansock

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There's underwear.>> There'sa

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there beyond the sockdrawer, and

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Nice touch.

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Haven't you got a life yet?

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What are you waiting for?

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Do I have to doeverythingaround

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How to make friends, andfoolt

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Obviously, a book on sincerity.

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I forgot, I had this book.

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Hey, this chapter ongettingdates

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Great, read it and give meafu

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The sooner you get happywithyour

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the sooner I can get backtomine.

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Humans, never satisfied.

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If only they'd learn to be

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content with the simplethingsin

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Like lasagna, a good nap,

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family, dog breath.

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It says here, a singlesclubis

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the ticket, for a happening
kind of guy like me. Let's
get to work.

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Whatever.

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Hey there, would you liketoda

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Sure, why not.

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Yes, yes. Did you hear that, Ga

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She wants to dance with me.

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It's a miracle.

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Come my dear, let's cut arug.

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Hey jerk, disco is dead.>>Wha

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When?

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Boy, you learn to dance, then

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zango, 14 years, latertheychange

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Go figure.

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It says here, a laundromatisa

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Looks like a great placetotak

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Clean chicks.
Pardon me, I couldn't

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help but notice yourfrillylittle

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Are you a ballerina?

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Why, yes I am.

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And I couldn't help butnotice, yo

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Are you a dweeb?

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Why, yes he is.

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It says, here a video store

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is a great place to meet chicks.

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Can we get Old Yeller?

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I love movies with happy
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Interested in checking outali

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Will you be rentingthattape,

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No, he'll be eating ithere.

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Pardon me ladies.

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I seem to have lost my

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Olympic swimming medalsaroundher

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I might have lost themoverthere

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I just can't remember.

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Oh well, I think I'll dosomepush

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Out of my way creep, oops.

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Nice going, Jon. Here weare, t

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life and all you canthinkabout,

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So, as I was saying to myself

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when I saw you standingthere, thi

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a chick er, lady ofdistinctionan

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taste, to be shopping in
such an expensive store.

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Did I tell you, what
lovely eyes you have?

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And by the way, I
wanna thank you

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for listening to me this
long, without hitting

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me or shoving anything
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That means a lot to me, itreally

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Hey, I tell you what.

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Let's get out of this place, and

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grab a cup of coffeesomewhere, ok

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This way, my lady.

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Oh, let's give him
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Huh, this may come as
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Garfield, but I'm just notverygo

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No, go on.
You're putting me on.

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Hello there.

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Don't flatter yourself.>>Stri

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Maybe, I oughta just

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forget about meetinganyone, ever.

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Maybe, I'll become a nun.

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As long as it gets
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Hi there.

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Take a hike.

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No thanks, I just took one.

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Strike two.
What is it Garfield?

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Is it my breath, my looks, mypers

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Why can't I, yo there.

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Buzz off.

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Buzz.
Strike three.

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Yes sirree bob.

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It times like this, I sitsbackan

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Oh no.
And when a man feels this

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blue, he's just got to getitout.

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He's gonna sing.>> A man'sjus

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And I thought thatpeoplewere

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And now, this word fromourspo

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Friends, are youlonely, bored,

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Is your idea of a funSaturdaynig

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sitting home, watchingtelevision

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Are you so boring, thatyoucould

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Are you so out of touch, youthink

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Have you ever passed timebycount

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Compared to you, does aslugseem

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Well friend. If this is you, cheer

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There's help for you attheLorenz

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for the Personalitylmpaired. That

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At Lorenzo School forthePersonal

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can show you how to get a life.

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We can take, even the most under

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interesting and tiresomebore, and

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someone vital, energeticandself

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We'll show you how tomakefriends

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How to make good music, howtomak

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first impressions, how todoimpre

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And at Lorenzo's School forthePe

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we've got a proven track record.

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I thought I'd never have

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a personality, but after
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at Lorenzo's School forthePerson

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I now have a great personality.

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Six months ago, I wasaschool

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crossing the street was my life.

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Now thanks to Lorenzo'sSchoolfor

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Personality Impaired, I amabull

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And why am I carryingthisstick,

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Why, that's to keep thewomenaway

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I wonder if they couldhelpme.

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Remember, friend, atLorenzo'sSch

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for the Personality Impaired

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our motto is, if you can getapul

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Well, maybe they'll takeyouan

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Hello, hello, welcome to

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Lorenzo's School for the
Personality Impaired.

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May I help you?

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Uh, yes, I'm here to getalife

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I mean, I have a life, butit'sbo

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Well it's, it's not thatit'sbori

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I just, I just don'thaveanything

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interesting going on. Uh, notatt

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Not that I couldn't ofcourse, you

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I'm kinda in-between.>> Yes, I

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Well, we'll just start yourighto

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in room 1A, that's how to make

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a good first impression.

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Down the hall, first dooronyour

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Have a nice life.

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I'd settle for a nice lunch.

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I wonder if this is theplace.

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Yeah.
This is the place.

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How do you do?
My name is Lorenzo.

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And what is your name?
Jon, Jon Arbuckle.

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And this is my, are you

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uh, the Lorenzo inthecommercial?

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In person.

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Gee, on TV you sounded so, so.

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So what?
So alive.

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Oh ha, that was lip syncyoukn

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My body, CharlestonHeston'svoice

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Its a, its theatricalthing, it's

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I see.

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Onward and upward, shallwe?

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Have a seat Mr., Airbuckle? Goodm

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Welcome to the Lorenzo School,

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for the Personality Impairedlnc.

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Remember our motto is, if youcan

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get a pulse, you can get a life.

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So the first thing we'regoingto

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this morning, is checkourselvesf

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If you don't have one, pleaserais

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Oh my, I see we have several.

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Well uh, keep your hands upinthe

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able assistant, Priscilla, willco

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and give you a second opinion.

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The first step to becomingavital

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is to make a good
first impression.

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Now, how do I do that, youmighta

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Well, I'll tell you how Idothat,

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You do that by walking rightupto

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looking them right in theeye,

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giving them a firm
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saying, hello, my name is soands

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Everyone, turn to thepersonnext

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you and give it a try, now.

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Hello, my name is so and so.

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Hello, my name is Jon.>> Hi, I

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Hello, my name is
Garfield, you probably

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noticed I'm quite short andhavee

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Was that okay?
Was what okay?

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My first impression, Ireally

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have no idea what I'm doing.

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Oh, good.

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Huh?
Neither do I.

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How was mine?
Your what?

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My first impression.

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Oh, fine! I guess.

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You guess? I knew it!>> What?

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I have something betweenmytee

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Oh no, no, your teetharefine!

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See?

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See what?>> I'm blowing it!

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I'm making a lousy first
impression.

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No, you're not!
I guess.

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Yeah, what do we know.

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The second part oftoday'sless

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is learning to dress for
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Huh, I'm naked.

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In all modesty, Imustconfess,

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in some circles I amconsidereda

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if you will.

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Let me share a few of myfashions

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Rule number one, notice how I've

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coordinated my pocketprotectorwi

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Well, my left one, at any rate.

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When it comes to color, Ithinksa

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Your ensemble should behavevirtu

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for the eyes.

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Notice how I've accented

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my green tweet slacks with this

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plaid jacket and this stringtie.

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Why do I have thissuddenurge,

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Nothing impressespeoplemore,

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when you speak in aforeignlangua

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Say for instance, Canadian.

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Now, this is an easy languagetol

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You just talk like younormallywo

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except occasionally, youthrowin

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Example, I'm going to town, eh.

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I am going to town, eh.

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Great, let's all go totown, eh

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Maybe we can have some lunch, eh?

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I was so shy in gym class,

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I had my sister take myshowersfo

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I was so shy, Ialmoststarved

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because Ididn't tell my dad Iwas

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You're not shy.

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Oh yes I am.>> No, you'renot.

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You're like that guy onthebeach

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Uh, what guy?
Oh, just some guy.

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He was walking aroundflexinghis

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looking for his Olympicswimmingm

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You don't really havetolearn

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language, if you can soundlikeyo

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People are really impressedifyou

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or if you can sound like, youspea

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Example.

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Oh.
Very impressive, no?

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You know, I've had just

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about enough sophisticationforon

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How about you?

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Hey you, Monsieur dumbguy, rem

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What am I, chopped liver? Duckpat

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Foie gras?

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Why am I getting so hungry?

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That's a funny story.

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Oh, it's been awonderfulday,

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Class was great and dinnerwasfun

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But most of all, Ireallyenjoyed

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Until I met you, I thought Iwast

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in the world, to get mytonguecau

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And we didn't even havetospea

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What?
Think about it.

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We had a wonderfuleveningwithout

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rely on anything, we learnedincl

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You mean, we can be ourselves

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and still have a good time?

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Mm-hm. It's a theoryworthpurs

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What a concept.

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I know, I've been workingsoha

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to be what I thoughtotherpeople

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I almost forgot, who I was.

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Well, I'm glad I met theyou, y

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Huh, I was fresh out ofotherm

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Do you know, I've neverbeenable

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to anyone like thisbefore, other

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Other than my cat, thatis.

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My cat.

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Yesterday, I had aname. Yesterday

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buddy, his confidant, todayl'mhi

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I can't believe it.

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Jon's actually met someonewholik

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him, and it's not evenhismother.

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What's this world coming to?

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Who would have guessed?

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Oh no.
Poor Jon!

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He doesn't know, whathe'sgetting

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I must stop him, beforehemultipl

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Then in my senior year, Iwasv

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most likely, to sit aroundthehou

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And then, Garfield, what areyoud

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Let go of her, Jon.

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Who knows where that handhasbeen

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What a sweet cat!

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Don't listen to herJon, she's

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to get to you, through me

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Would you like me toscratchbe

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Oh that's good, she'sverysmar

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Once she has me in herclutchessh

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just a little bit behindthisear.

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Jon listen carefully, it's alla.

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Just a little lower, this isalla

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get you to oh, yes there ah,

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oh, yeah, yeah.

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Excuse me.

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You okay?

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Oh, I'm fine really it's, it's

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just that I'm, I'm allergictocat

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Oh. For a minute there, Ithoug

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you said you were allergictocats

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I am. I.
Oh no.

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Aw, too bad.
What a shame.

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She was so cute, and such agoode

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Well, come along, Jon, saygoodbye

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It's time to fix dinner.
This is terrible!

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I, I'm sorry, Jon.

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Can't you take shots foryoura

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They don't do me any good.

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What can I do?

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You can chuck her onthechin,

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been nice knowing you, kid, andse

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What if I shaved my cat?

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Hey, ho, hi, time out! Jon, wha

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Oh, Mona, you are so sweet.

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We could really havebeensomethin

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There's something to besaid, f

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Can we still see each
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I'd like that.
Good.

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Not without a chaperon, youwon

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Jon's more than just a friendtom

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Come on.
I'll take you home.

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Hang on.

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Wait for me. You're notleavingme

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There's more than one waytoskin

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So to speak.

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I saw this on a freeway once.

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I'm sorry I'm allergictoyour

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I'm sorry for us.
I like you Mona.

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I like myself, when I'mwithyo

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What?
Mercy

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No. That's Merci Bocu, >>Merci

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No, Jon.